*Note from H.P. – Dazzle is our marketing manager and he doesn’t understand how secrets work.
Hello, friends! 😸 I’m Dazzle!
I like taking naps where my people store their books, but THEY PUT A NEW BOX WHERE I NAP AND I CAN’T NAP THERE ANYMORE AND IT’S A CRISIS. 😿
They said if they sell some signed books, tho, it’ll clear the space and I can nap there again, so I’M RUNNING AN URGENT HELP DAZZLE NAP SALE.
These are the books interfering with my nap:
My people say The Dyson File‘s a far-future murder mystery but mostly I remember that there’s A PARK FOR HUNTING DINOSAURS AND I HAVE WANTED TO DO THAT EVER SINCE THEY SHOWED ME A DINOSAUR
I don’t know what time is, but my people tell me Time Troopers is an anthology of kick-ass time travel stories. Some of them are by famous people and one of them is by Jacob and has SPICY FOOD in it. (Also, LOTS OF EXPLOSIONS and at least one POWER ARMOR).
I’m told The Valkyrie Protocol has a TIME-TRAVELING BATTLE STATION in it, and I only understand a few of those words, but they sound cool together. There is also “moral complexity,” apparently, but I don’t know either of those words.
H.P. said I can only run this sale through Saturday, September 14th, so PLZ GO FORTH AND READ, FOR THE SAKE OF MY NAPS 😿
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