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Dazzle’s SEEKRIT SALE: Black Friday! Use coupon code “SIGNED-BOOKS” to get 25% off all signed books.

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*Note from H.P. – Dazzle is our marketing manager and he doesn’t understand how secrets work.

Meowdy, friends! 😸 I’m Dazzle!

H.P. told me I needed to plan a Black Friday sale, but I don’t understand how days can have colors, so here’s just a LONGGGGG signed book sale.

Enter coupon code “SIGNEd-BOOKS” for 25% OFF ALL SIGNED BOOKS

I like chewing on books and these are the ones that taste best:

Freelancers of Neptune Book Cover
FREELANCERS OF NEPTUNE (SIGNED HARDBACK)

H.P. said to say Freelancers of Neptune is a fun space opera adventure but mostly I remember THERE’S 😸 A CAT GIRL 😸 AND A WHOLE SPECIES OF 😸 CAT PEOPLE 😸 AND THERE’S ONE SCENE WITH LOTS OF 🐟 TUNA 🐟 AND I LOVE IT

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THE WELTALL FILE (SIGNED HARDBACK)
THE WELTALL FILE (SIGNED MASS MARKET PAPERBACK)

I don’t know what time is, but I do know about video games and alternate universes are and The Weltall File HAS A CROSS-UNIVERSE 🎮 VIDEO GAME TOURNAMENT 🎮 and also there’s CRIME and a CRIME-FIGHTING CYBORG and a CRIME-FIGHTING NORMAL GUY (but he’s ok too, I guess).

I POWER UP WITH EVERY MONSTER GIRL I DEFEAT (SIGNED PAPERBACK)

H.P. said to warn you that this one is 🌶️ SPICY 🌶️ but I didn’t think it tasted very hot, so instead I’m going to say that I’M IN THIS ONE AND YOU SHOULD READ IT BECAUSE I RUN* A LIBRARY IN IT 📖

*one room of

H.P. also said Black Friday lasts more than one day (HOW? 😮), so this sale will run through, idk, Monday, December 23rd, I guess.

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Surprise! 😄 A new mecha short story from Jacob!

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Hey, y’all! 😄 This short story’s been turned in so long that honestly, we forgot about it until Raconteur Press told us the anthology was out. 🤣 That said, if you’ve been jonesing for some giant robot action, check out Giant Stompin’ Robots, edited by our good author pal James Young.

READ GIANT STOMPIN’ ROBOTS HERE

It’s got a bunch of kickass giant robot stories in it, but it especially has a new short set in the Titan Mage universe I wrote as Edie Skye! (Be warned: The short’s not spicy, but the series is.) “Once a Titan Mage” basically boils down to “What if John Wick, but with a giant robot?” with all the epic action that implies.

Also, if you haven’t read it yet, I’ve got a story (as Edie Skye) in the companion volume Giant Freakin’ Robots:

READ GIANT FREAKIN’ ROBOTS HERE

“I’m in Love with a Helicopter” involves transforming helicopter mechs and epic battles with air pirates … but is ultimately inspired by that one Armored Core VI tutorial that kicked my butt so many times I developed Stockholm Syndrome and started to love it. 🤣

Speaking of which, I gotta show off this review from Tangent Online, which loved the entire anthology … but especially loved Rion, Sevas, and Jenny’s adventure.

If you’re into giant robots, we hope you’ll give both a look! 😄

SIGNING TOMORROW! An Afternoon with Authors @ The Tangled Web in Spartanburg, SC

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Hey, y’all! 😄 H.P. here with exciting news for fans of book signings and awesome authors!

We’ve got a group signing with David Weber and Jason Cordova coming up THIS SATURDAY, October 26th at The Tangled Web comics and games shop in Spartanburg, SC (418 W. Blackstock Rd; Spartanburg, SC 29301).

I’ll be moderating a panel/reading between the four of us from 2-3pm, and then we’ll be signing/generally hanging out from 3-5pm! 😁

Also, some special perks!

First, the shop has an ~ AMAZING ~ coffee bar, and I aided in several drinks of delicious testing to help design The Beany, just for fans of Freelancers of Neptune!

Second, if you purchase any of our books from the shop, you’ll get 10% off your entire purchase (*some exclusions apply)!

Also worth knowing: The shop’s event room has seating for about 20. After that, it’s standing room only, so if you want to ensure a seat near the front, be sure to get there early.

We hope to see you this weekend! 😁

Authors Just Talk About … ARCANE: LEAGUE OF LEGENDS – Friday, October 25th @ 8pm EST

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Authors Just Talk About … ARCANE: LEAGUE OF LEGENDS

Friday, October 25th @ 8pm EST

Authors Melissa Olthoff, Marisa Wolf, Jesse James Fain, and Kacey Ezell just talk about Arcane: League of Legends! (Moderated by Edie Skye/H.P. Holo.)

For more information about the panelists and their works, visit their websites below:

Melissa Olthoff: https://www.melissaolthoff.net/
Marisa Wolf: https://www.marisawolf.net/
Jesse James Fain: https://amzn.to/4eVtmKo
Kacey Ezell: https://kaceyezell.net/
Edie Skye: https://edieskye.com/
H.P. Holo: https://holowriting.com/

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Support the podcast/feed the host’s coffee-fueled word count here: https://buymeacoffee.com/holowriting

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Also, read H.P.’s earlier review of Arcane here! https://holowriting.com/2022/03/19/arcane-tv-review/

Recipes on Top: Sauteed Dill Pickle Grilled Cheese

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Ingredients:

  • 2 slices Sara Lee Golden Wheat Bread
  • 2 tbsp Kerrygold butter, softened
  • 2 slices Cheddar Cheese (I used Publix brand ‘cause it was on sale)
  • As many dill pickle chips as your heart desires

Instructions:

  1. Preheat a frying pan to medium-high heat. Saute dill pickles to desired texture.
  2. Let pan cool to medium-low heat. Plop 1/2 of the butter in to melt.
  3. Use the remaining butter to butter both pieces of bread.
  4. Plop one piece of bread in the pan butter-side-down, then layer one slice of cheese, half the pickles, and the other slice of cheese atop the bread. Place the other piece of bread on top, butter-side-up.
  5. Let sandwich cook slowly until it reaches desired toastiness and meltiness. (Don’t cook it too fast/hot or the toastiness-to-meltiness ratio will be off.)
  6. Plate finished sandwich and put remaining pickles on top for extra fanciness.

Babble:

Sometimes I put random stuff on grilled cheeses just to see what happens.

I also post photos of these concoctions on Facebook because I’m a Millennial and you can’t be a Millennial without posting pictures of your food, it’s the rules.

Anyway, I became mildly Facebook famous for my grilled cheese posts, to the point where people text Jacob asking when the next grilled cheese post is going to happen, so I figured I should share them here, too.

This concoction happened because Jacob will eat just about anything with dill pickles on it, and there were just a few pickles left in our latest jar, so I figured I’d see how they went in a grilled cheese.

They go awesomely with cheddar cheese, it turns out, so now this sandwich is a regular on Grilled Cheese Night.

TONIGHT! Q and A with Shami Stovall, author of the FRITH CHRONICLES

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Q and A with Shami Stovall, author of the FRITH CHRONICLES

Wednesday, October 9th @ 8pm EST

H.P. Holo/Edie Skye chats with author Shami Stovall about the Pokemon-meets-Harry Potter fantasy adventure of the FRITH CHRONICLES!

Enter to win a signed copy of KNIGHTMARE ARCANIST here: https://forms.gle/GjvQ28K6BkV9rmNe7

Support the Special Bestiary Edition (Books 3-4) Kickstarter here: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/authorshamistovall/special-bestiary-edition-of-the-frith-chronicles-books-3-4

Read the FRITH CHRONICLES here: https://amzn.to/4eGKnY8

Visit Shami’s Website Here: https://sastovallauthor.com/

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What are the Frith Chronicles, you might ask?

I like to tell people they’re “Harry Potter meets Pokémon”—an epic fantasy tale of bonding with mystical creatures. The creature a person bonds with will determine the magics they gain.

Volke Savan, the main character, starts out on his small home island. If he can bond with a mystical creature, he can become an arcanist, and then he can finally leave and explore the world like he always wanted.

Unfortunately, there is a magical plague that warps creatures into monstrous versions of themselves… And Volke finds himself in the thick of it. Adventure ensues!

Fun fact, true fact: Every creature in the Frith Chronicles has unique magics they grant their arcanist upon bonding. The arcanist trains to improve their magic and grow their power.

(Plus every creature can “evolve” into their true form, gaining a new, powerful ability, so the fun of the adventure is just beginning!)

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TONIGHT! Jacob and H.P. Just Talk About … Freelancers of Neptune (Sol Blazers #1)

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Jacob and H.P. Just Talk About … Freelancers of Neptune (Sol Blazers #1)

Saturday, October 5th @ 8pm EST

Hey, y’all! We’re Jacob & H.P. Holo(/Edie Skye), and we write action-packed sci-fi & fantasy with a dash of crazy. (Or in Edie’s case, an entire spice rack of crazy.)

Welcome to our monthly(ish) series, wherein we just talk about stuff – the topic of the day, but also whatever we’re up to in writing and life.

Today we’re talking about Jacob’s latest space opera action adventure with cat girls, space pirates, and sentient coffee trees, FREELANCERS OF NEPTUNE (Sol Blazers #1)! Published by Baen Books.

(Also there will probably be Dazzle.)

Read FREELANCERS OF NEPTUNE Here: https://amzn.to/3TYRdjB

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All he wanted was a simple job to make ends meet. What he got was a mysterious cat girl, a shot at a hoard of treasure, and a whole lot of trouble.

THE SOLAR SYSTEM AIN’T WHAT IT USED TO BE!

In the far distant future, Saturn’s rings are gone, Mercury is a gas giant, and Earth is remembered only as a unit of measure. Nearly godlike AIs reshaped the Solar System in eons past, but they too are now nothing more than a fading memory.

Captain Nathaniel Kade cares for none of that. He’s but a simple freelancer from the orbital ring of Neptune, struggling to make ends meet and to keep his understaffed spaceship from falling apart. All he wants is a decent, uneventful job to help put his finances back in order.

What he receives instead is Vessani S’Kaari, a mysterious and beautiful cat girl who tried—and failed—to steal a ship belonging to a band of space pirates. Vessani’s in over her head and is clearly more trouble than she’s worth, but she also has a lead on what may be the greatest treasure trove of lost technology the Solar System has ever seen.

Nathan pulls her butt out of the fire, and together they begin to assemble a team to seek out this long-lost bounty. But other interested parties have their eyes on the same prize; the Jovian Everlife has dispatched a fleet of warships with one of their elite, many-bodied agents in command, and he’d like a few words with Nathan and his new crewmember.

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Freelancers of Neptune (Sol Blazers #1) is Out Today! :D

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Freelancers of Neptune

Sol Blazers #1

by Jacob Holo

Published by Baen Books

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All he wanted was a simple job to make ends meet. What he got was a mysterious cat girl, a shot at a hoard of treasure, and a whole lot of trouble.

The Solar System ain’t what it used to be!

In the far distant future, Saturn’s rings are gone, Mercury is a gas giant, and Earth is remembered only as a unit of measure. Nearly godlike AIs reshaped the Solar System in eons past, but they too are now nothing more than a fading memory.

Captain Nathaniel Kade cares for none of that. He’s but a simple freelancer from the orbital ring of Neptune, struggling to make ends meet and to keep his understaffed spaceship from falling apart. All he wants is a decent, uneventful job to help put his finances back in order.

What he receives instead is Vessani S’Kaari, a mysterious and beautiful cat girl who tried—and failed—to steal a ship belonging to a band of space pirates. Vessani’s in over her head and is clearly more trouble than she’s worth, but she also has a lead on what may be the greatest treasure trove of lost technology the Solar System has ever seen.

Nathan pulls her butt out of the fire, and together they begin to assemble a team to seek out this long-lost bounty. But other interested parties have their eyes on the same prize; the Jovian Everlife has dispatched a fleet of warships with one of their elite, many-bodied agents in command, and he’d like a few words with Nathan and his new crewmember.

READ FREELANCERS OF NEPTUNE HERE
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Q and A (and PRIZES!) with MELISSA OLTHOFF, author of SHADOWS MAY FALL

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Q and A (and PRIZES!) with MELISSA OLTHOFF, author of SHADOWS MAY FALL (Hit World: Valkyries #2)

Friday, September 27th @ 8pm EST

H.P. Holo/Edie Skye chats with author Melissa Olthoff about the urban fantasy SHADOWS MAY FALL … and gives away a signed copy!

Read SHADOWS MAY FALL Here: https://amzn.to/3ZxMidi

Visit Melissa’s Website Here: https://www.melissaolthoff.net/

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Shadows May Fall by Melissa Olthoff

Athena Townsend is no demon, but she isn’t an angel, either.

After avenging her father’s death, Athena is left with two choices – take a new job, or go to jail. It seemed like a no-brainer to take the mysterious Bryn Siegmund’s job offer and work for the Valkyries Initiative, but things quickly get complicated.

As a Kidemonas, Athena is a guardian against an insatiable Soul Eater. Her magical talents are uniquely suited to fight spiritual predators, though she’ll need a partner to watch her back. Unfortunately, her new boss seems to hate her, and Athena’s new partner is none other than Sebastian Lawrence, the Shooter who legally assassinated her father, the Shooter who helped avenge her father’s death… and the man who saved her life.

He’s also the biggest asshole she’d ever met.

Sebastian is just as thrilled to be working with her again, but his wild magical talent might be a bigger threat to her than his uber-grump attitude.

For their first official assignment together, they have to track down the Unicorn, a teenage girl with an unprecedented healing ability – before the Spider’s agent can find her first. When the signs of the Kidemonas’ ancient enemy appear in the midst of their investigation, Athena will have to figure out how to unleash her full potential and trust Sebastian. Because if they can’t work together, the world might not survive.

Save the Unicorn, defeat the Soul Eater, try not to murder her insanely hot partner. Just another day working for the Valkyries Initiative.

READ SHADOWS MAY FALL HERE

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We chatted Freelancers of Neptune with Blasters and Blades!

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Hey, y’all! 😄 One of our favorite podcasts invited us back to chat Freelancers of Neptune, so go check out the latest episode of Blasters and Blades!

YouTube is linked above, but you can also watch/hear it on Rumble, BitChute, and Spotify.

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Gordian Division Audiobooks 3-6 are up for Pre-Order!

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Hey, y’all! 😄 H.P. here!

And guess what? THEY’RE FINALLY HAPPENING! 😃

If you’re one of those readers who’ve been emailing us asking where the rest of the Gordian Division audiobooks are, you’re in for an awesome winter, because all of them are dropping within the next four months!

Recorded Books returns with narrator Gabriel Vaughan to continue where the previous audiobooks left off, kicking off October with the launch of The Janus File (the same day as Freelancers of Neptune, in fact 😁)!

All four books are currently up for pre-order on Audible, so if you’ve been eagerly awaiting the audio continuation of the Gordian Division, hop on over and check ’em out now!

Pre-Order Gordian Division #4-6 on Audible

The Janus File (Gordian Division #3)

Release Date: October 1, 2024

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The Weltall File (Gordian Division #4)

Release Date: November 12, 2024

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The Dyson File (Gordian Division #5)

Release Date: November 5, 2024

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The Thermopylae Protocol (Gordian Division #6)

Release Date: January 7, 2025

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Pre-Order Signed (Bookplate) Copies of Freelancers of Neptune from Uncle Hugo’s!

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Hey, y’all! 😁 H.P. here!

I’m about to ship A BUNCH of signed bookplates and super shiny pre-order swag to Uncle Hugo’s Science Fiction Bookstore – which is to say, if you like signed books and shiny bookmarks, Uncle Hugo’s is one more place to pre-order Freelancers of Neptune!

PRE-ORDER BOOKPLATE-SIGNED COPIES FROM UNCLE HUGO’S HERE

Can you believe release day’s just two weeks away? 😮 Don’t forget, through October 1st, all readers who pre-order Freelancers of Neptune will receive an exclusive double-sided foil bookmark, complete with fancy plastic slipcase and tassel!

Readers who order the hardback specifically, though, will get that and a little something extra. 😉

Readers who order from Uncle Hugo’s and Fiction Addiction will automatically receive their perks. For everyone else, I need to know where to send your stuff, so be sure to fill out this form once you’ve pre-ordered: 😁

FILL OUT THIS FORM TO CLAIM YOUR SWAG

What’s this mischievous catgirl up to? What’s our heroic captain shooting at? What even is “Flesh and metal for the wound?”

Find out next month in the space opera adventure Freelancers of Neptune (Sol Blazers #1)! 🚀

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Freelancers of Neptune Book Cover

Freelancers of Neptune

Sol Blazers #1

by Jacob Holo

Published by Baen Books

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All he wanted was a simple job to make ends meet. What he got was a mysterious cat girl, a shot at a hoard of treasure, and a whole lot of trouble.

The Solar System ain’t what it used to be!

In the far distant future, Saturn’s rings are gone, Mercury is a gas giant, and Earth is remembered only as a unit of measure. Nearly godlike AIs reshaped the Solar System in eons past, but they too are now nothing more than a fading memory.

Captain Nathaniel Kade cares for none of that. He’s but a simple freelancer from the orbital ring of Neptune, struggling to make ends meet and to keep his understaffed spaceship from falling apart. All he wants is a decent, uneventful job to help put his finances back in order.

What he receives instead is Vessani S’Kaari, a mysterious and beautiful cat girl who tried—and failed—to steal a ship belonging to a band of space pirates. Vessani’s in over her head and is clearly more trouble than she’s worth, but she also has a lead on what may be the greatest treasure trove of lost technology the Solar System has ever seen.

Nathan pulls her butt out of the fire, and together they begin to assemble a team to seek out this long-lost bounty. But other interested parties have their eyes on the same prize; the Jovian Everlife has dispatched a fleet of warships with one of their elite, many-bodied agents in command, and he’d like a few words with Nathan and his new crewmember.

PRE-ORDER FREELANCERS OF NEPTUNE HERE

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