*Note from H.P. – Dazzle is our marketing manager and he doesn’t understand how secrets work.
Meowdy, friends! 😸 I’m Dazzle!
H.P. told me I needed to plan a Black Friday sale, but I don’t understand how days can have colors, so here’s just a LONGGGGG signed book sale.
I like chewing on books and these are the ones that taste best:
H.P. said to say Freelancers of Neptune is a fun space opera adventure but mostly I remember THERE’S 😸 A CAT GIRL 😸 AND A WHOLE SPECIES OF 😸 CAT PEOPLE 😸 AND THERE’S ONE SCENE WITH LOTS OF 🐟 TUNA 🐟 AND I LOVE IT
I don’t know what time is, but I do know about video games and alternate universes are and The Weltall File HAS A CROSS-UNIVERSE 🎮 VIDEO GAME TOURNAMENT 🎮 and also there’s CRIME and a CRIME-FIGHTING CYBORG and a CRIME-FIGHTING NORMAL GUY (but he’s ok too, I guess).
H.P. said to warn you that this one is 🌶️ SPICY 🌶️ but I didn’t think it tasted very hot, so instead I’m going to say that I’M IN THIS ONE AND YOU SHOULD READ IT BECAUSE I RUN* A LIBRARY IN IT 📖
*one room of
H.P. also said Black Friday lasts more than one day (HOW? 😮), so this sale will run through, idk, Monday, December 23rd, I guess.
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