Dazzle's SEEKRIT SALES

*Note from H.P. – Dazzle is our marketing manager and he doesn’t understand how secrets work.

Meowdy, friends! 😸 I’m Dazzle!

H.P. told me I needed to plan a Black Friday sale, but I don’t understand how days can have colors, so here’s just a LONGGGGG signed book sale.

I like chewing on books and these are the ones that taste best:

H.P. said to say Freelancers of Neptune is a fun space opera adventure but mostly I remember THERE’S 😸 A CAT GIRL 😸 AND A WHOLE SPECIES OF 😸 CAT PEOPLE 😸 AND THERE’S ONE SCENE WITH LOTS OF 🐟 TUNA 🐟 AND I LOVE IT

I don’t know what time is, but I do know about video games and alternate universes are and The Weltall File HAS A CROSS-UNIVERSE 🎮 VIDEO GAME TOURNAMENT 🎮 and also there’s CRIME and a CRIME-FIGHTING CYBORG and a CRIME-FIGHTING NORMAL GUY (but he’s ok too, I guess).

H.P. said to warn you that this one is 🌶️ SPICY 🌶️ but I didn’t think it tasted very hot, so instead I’m going to say that I’M IN THIS ONE AND YOU SHOULD READ IT BECAUSE I RUN* A LIBRARY IN IT 📖

*one room of

H.P. also said Black Friday lasts more than one day (HOW? 😮), so this sale will run through, idk, Monday, December 23rd, I guess.

*Note from H.P. – Dazzle is our marketing manager and he doesn’t understand how secrets work.

Hello, friends! 😸 I’m Dazzle!

I like taking naps where my people store their books, but THEY PUT A NEW BOX WHERE I NAP AND I CAN’T NAP THERE ANYMORE AND IT’S A CRISIS. 😿

They said if they sell some signed books, tho, it’ll clear the space and I can nap there again, so I’M RUNNING AN URGENT HELP DAZZLE NAP SALE.

These are the books interfering with my nap:

My people say The Dyson File‘s a far-future murder mystery but mostly I remember that there’s A PARK FOR HUNTING DINOSAURS AND I HAVE WANTED TO DO THAT EVER SINCE THEY SHOWED ME A DINOSAUR

I don’t know what time is, but my people tell me Time Troopers is an anthology of kick-ass time travel stories. Some of them are by famous people and one of them is by Jacob and has SPICY FOOD in it. (Also, LOTS OF EXPLOSIONS and at least one POWER ARMOR).

I’m told The Valkyrie Protocol has a TIME-TRAVELING BATTLE STATION in it, and I only understand a few of those words, but they sound cool together. There is also “moral complexity,” apparently, but I don’t know either of those words.

H.P. said I can only run this sale through Saturday, September 14th, so PLZ GO FORTH AND READ, FOR THE SAKE OF MY NAPS 😿

Hey, y’all! 😄 All our books are now fully re-stocked, so it’s time to bring back the signed book sale!

From now through May 25th, enter Coupon Code “FCBD” at checkout to get 25% OFF ALL SIGNED BOOKS in our shop!

Dazzle has been promoted to marketing assistant, and he’s terrible at keeping secrets. 😸

Anyway, we had to cut yesterday’s Free Comic Book Day signing short ’cause Jacob wasn’t feeling too hot 😔, but if you missed us, never fear! 😄

From now through May 11th, you can enter Coupon Code “FCBD” at checkout to get 25% OFF ALL SIGNED BOOKS in our shop!

Note: Several titles are out of stock because we’ve had a BANGIN’ con season thus far, but I’ll be running this code again once my restocks come in. 😄

Sorry if we missed you yesterday!